Kamal is a shepherd,
Mark is a king,
Doha's a nangel,
Pete has to sing.
Tracy's a wise man,
Kim is one too,
Shirley's the other one;
Tom just says "moo!"
David's a donkey,
The twins are the straw,
Ike is a sheepdog,
Shamin's a door.
Zoe's the innkeeper,
(After a row!),
Mo's a nother nangel,
And Vicky's a cow.
As for the star parts,
Of course there was no fuss-
Joanne will be Mary
And I will be-JOFUS!
By
Colin McNaughton