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First of all take a large, strong sheet of pretty wrapping paper
Lay on top of it making sure that the ribbon is on the outside |
Holding the corners, roll over several times |
Be careful not to tear the paper. |
Stand on your head and then clamber the right way up, by which time you should have the wrapping covering most of you. |
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Finally pull the ribbon tight and sit and wait until your lady is ready to unwrap you. |
It is wise at this stage to suggest that you don't do this too early or you will have to sit in the dark, being unable to do anything, even scratch your nose, until she sees her present and opens it!
Alternately find a big box, climb in and go to sleep. Then when you feel her start to open the box, jump out saying "Surprise!"
